Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Subbu's Story --> Part 2

Naalai mudhal KT:

Paari ni sa Paari ni sa sa ena Kalyan in contact tone en mobile il adika… avalai parka marandhu… silentil poda mobile ai eduthaen… Mayana amaidhiyana andha arayil… en mobilein andha inimayana ringtone anaivarayum ennai parka cheidhadhu. Avalin paarvayum kandippaga en mel dan irukum ena, oru asattu nambikkaiyil porumayaga mobileai eduthu silentil potu vittu… thanks da mapla kalyan, ena oru romantic look odu avalai noakinaen…

Ithanai varudam koodave irundha enadhu kangalai ennal namba mudiyavillai… Viyandhaen… Acharya patten… "Ennada thaniya ninnutrundha kaanda mirugam eppozudhu kutti potadhu endru… Aaam… ulley vandhadhu kattazagu kumari alla… Kattavizhthu vittu vandirukum oru kutti kanda mirugam…

Moochu vaangi konde "Is this Pandiya Conference room" endral…

Illa… nee elllam varuvenu therinje avaru already vithutu ooruku poitaru endraen enakul kaduppaga…...

"No this is Chozha… Pandiya is in 2nd floor" endrar namadhu PM pallilithu konde… Thanadhu sondha karargalil oruthiyai paarthadhum avar mugathil dan ethanai aanandam… Theninum iniya kuralai vaitha aandava, ne mothamai avalai padaikum podhu, tea saapda sendru vittaya ena meendum andavanai vaidhu vittu kangalai moodi konden… "9 more minutes" ena Baba Countdown pol aagivattadhu en nilamai… Urangalam ena kan moodiya ennai ezuppiyadhu table mel vaithirundha Parthavin mobile…

"Ya…. Ok…..Ok….. Ya…… Sure……. Bye… ena cut seidhu vittu Sorry guys for making you wait. I have got another important work. I have 2 leave now… will let you know when shall we meet" endru avan paatuku poite irundhan… Naai… evano OC soruku kooptrukan… Adhan ipdi adichi pudichi oadudhu… Adhenna ungaluku work vandhale important… Engaluku important work nu sonna import pannitu po nu soldradhu… Enna koduma saravanan sir ithu ena… mel vargathin mel kadupudan veliyerinaen…

Innum 7 minutes dan iruku endradhu ulmanadhu… Ada chi saniyane unaku vera vela illa… Chumma usireduthukittu ena kaduppil ul manadhai thitti vittu liftin vazhiye ground floor vandhadaindaen…

914447411121 calling calling ena silent modilum ringaaaram paadiyadhu enadhu mobile… Idunaal varai customer carilirundhu mattumey pengalin kuralai kaeta en mobileku andru oru pudiya pennin kural… Visithiramaga "Hello" endraen…

"Good afternoon Sir… We are calling from Radio Mirchi… Last week annayar dina kavidhai pottikaga neenga anuppi irundha kavidhai best kavidhaya therndhueduka patruku sir… Congratulations… Unga address konjam sonnengana gift vouchers anuppi vaippom sir" endraal…

Chudidharilum jeansilum 80% kaadhaludanum… 20% kaamathudanum… Gud luck varum ena innimidam varai pala nooru pengalil oruthiyai thedi kondirundha enaku… pathu maasam karuvarayil padukai virithu… paalooti valartha en thaayin moolam dan gudluck varum enbadhai satrum yosikadhadhu en vayasu kolaaru dan ena mirchi compirer moolam message solli puriyavaithu vittadhu indha gudluck mail…

"21 2nd st… Sastri nagar… Adayar" endraen… "Congratulations sir… U will receive your gift voucher in 7 days" endral…

Mail anupiya Sangeethavirkum, Mirchi Compirerkum nandri sollivittu… sandhosathayum, dhukkathayum pagirndhu kollum en best friend kingsai patra vaithaen… Good luck vandha thimiril… "Innum 3 nimisham dan iruku" ena mudhal murayaga nan en ul manasidam sirithu kondaen… Round Roundaga naan vita pugayil naan ezhudiya andha kavidhai flashback aanadhu…

Enneramum B2 pigure, B3 pigure, 8.30 shuttle pigure ena avargalai sight adithu kondirundha ennayum sirandha kavingan aakiya thaaimayin punidathai… enaku satrum varaadha centimentil yosithu kondirukayil sattena cross aana B1 Shirley priyanka pattena paarvayai thatti sendral… Viral nuni varai karaindha cigerrete budai kadaisi mutham ittu vittu viraindhaen Shirleyin pinnal…

Amsamana pigure onnu cross aanadum… Ammavin anbu thoosagi ponadhu… Manidhanin manadhu oru kurangu pondradhu enbadarku indha Dwaragai rajan dan Best example…

Podhuvaga azhagiya pengalai naangal paarkum bodhu enna seivadhena ariyamal udane mobileai eduthu yaarukavadhu call pannuvom… Appadi than andru enadu left-il 2 adi gap-il sendru kondirundha andha northindian namithavin paarvai en meedhu pada call seidhaen Manickathirku… Manickam en Sandhosathayum sogathayum naan maraikaamal pagirndhu kollum innoru Kings… My best frend…

"Maapla… pona vaaram naan anupcha kavidhaya best kavidhaya select panni prize kuduthurukainga da" endraen… Enna kavidhai, yaar kuduppadhu ena edhuvum ketkamal…

" Super da maapla… Appo indha vaaram treat… Jolly"

endraan en uyir thozhan…

" Sari matter adhu illa… inga oru sooper north Indian pigure, past 1 nimitea vacha kannu vaangama orae look" endraen…

"Dey kalakura da… unnaya da…"

"Cha cha… naan mattum dan look vidran… ava madhikave illada"

"Poi ava kita pesuda work out aaidum"

"Yaaru… naana… nee vera… namba sarakadicha dhana englishe nalla pesuvom… Namba pesura tamizh avaluku suthama puriyadhu… Dey ava thirumbi morachi paathale englishla daanda moraikra…"

"Enna da soldra… Englishla moraikrala… Adheppadi??"…

"Aaamanda ava eduku moraikrane puriyala… Appo adhu englisha dhana iruka mudiyum…."

"Dey dey dey kalakra da maapla.. Ippo ellam ponnungaluku ipadi comedya pesra pasangala daan romba pudikudaam… poi pesu da"

"Dey naan adicha mokka comedyum supernu soldra paaru… Great da maapla… Sari pigure signala nikkudhu… naan overtake panni en building poran… Bye…"

"Dey dey signala??? Iduku enna da artham…"

"Adhanda… edho north Indian paiyan pola… naethu pesanji vacha maidha maavu madri irukan… avan kooda ninnu palla kaatitrukka… lighta kaduppa irukku… so naan cross pannitan…"

"Dey nee enna avala sincerea lovea panna pora… neeye vaedika dhan pakura… so better luck next figure mapla… ena avan ennai kalaikum bodhu… 04447411111 Calling ena 2nd call vandhadhu… Dey maapla yaaro call pandrainga naan unaku apparam koopudran ena numberai uthu paarthu kondirukayil edho oru yosanayil cut seidhu vitaen…

Mobilil dideerena naan oru mani neraathuku mun set seidha remainder adithadhu… innum 1 minute iruku gudluck mudiya… Adhan goodluck vandhuduche innum edhuku idhu ena delete seivadharkul meendum adhey numberilirundhu call vandhadhu…

"Dey rajan… Sunil pesuran da…" endrar…. Sunil en Bangalore training batch mate… Sondha oor naagarcoil…

"Yow sollungaya… epdi irukeenga… enna dideernu call pannirukeenga… enna matter…" endraen…

"Nallarukan da… adhu… namba ooru ponnu oruthi unga M-Cityla join pandra… Sari adhan nee irukiye paathuka sollalame nu call pannan…"

"Adhana paathan… matter illama meter poda maaterey neenga… sari pigure epdi irukum… peru enna??"

"Peru aaradhana… Enga ooru pilla…So paathu pesu…"

"Peru soopera iruku…. But unga ooru nu soldreengale… adhan konjam doubta iruku…yow neenga paatuku intro kuduthu vitruveeru… Oor kaara pillainu vera soldreeru… adhu paatuku maama azhagula mayangi katna nambala than kattuvanu otha kaala nikka pogudhu… apparam adha kattikitu… porakra kozhandhaiku… Connection kudutha kodumaikaga unga pera vera vaikanum…"

"Dey naaye nee innum thirundhavey illaya da… just paathuko nu dhana da sonnan… adhukulla kudumbam nadathi kozhandha pethu… adhuku en peru vera… dey nee ipdi ellam pesradhuku romba feel panna pora…"

"Yow naanga enna apdi thappa pesitom… kalyanam pannika poranu dhana sonnan… Rape panna porana sonnan… "

"Andha alavuku dhairiyam iruka??"

"Enna.." Idhu varai ketukondirundha sunil in kural dhideerena oru pennin kural aaga maariyadhu…

"Andha alavuku dhairiyam iruka??" ena meendum adhey kural…

"Yow ennaya nadakudhu… "endren kuzhappathudan…

"Dey rajan… aaradhana is on conference… Ivlo neram nee pesnadha ellam ketutudhan irundha… Adhan paathu pesuda nu sonnan… nee overa pesna… adhan vaangi kattikra…"

"1 minute Sunil…. Wait… Inime dhan unga friend mothama vaanga poraru…"

"Hello… enna 2 perum sendhu enna vachi comedy keemedy pandreengala??..."

"Hello Mr.Rajan… This is Aaaradhana… Oru ponnuku intro kudukraenu sonna…konjam kooda mannersey illama ipdi local madhiri pesra… Chennai pasanga na ipdi dan kevalama behave pannuvainganu en frend sonnadhu sariya dan iruku…"

"Niruthunga madam… enna vita overa pesite poreenga… Nee yaaru periya venna… Chennai pasangala pathi pesradhuku?? Unna madri veliyoorlendhu vara ponnu…. Northindian figure…. Local patchi nu pirichi paakama… coola ella ponnungalayum sight adikradhu dhan machi Chennai pasangaloda style… adha nenachi peruma pattuko… overa scenea podadha"

"Hello appo sight adikradhoda niruthiko…. Ipdi indecent manners kalyanam pannuvanu kudumbam nadathuvanu ellam pesadha…"

"Dey raajan… freeya vidu… theva illama edhuku sanda potukureenga…"

"yow enna ya neeru… ava paatuku pesitey pova… paathutu summa iruka soldreera… apadilam pona oorla oru paya madhika maatainga… hello aradana… 2 peru pesitrukum bodhu conference ngra perla olinjirundhu kekradhu endha ooru ponna irundhalum kevalamana pozhappu daan… unna madri oru ponna apdi pesnadhula endha vidha thappum illa madam…"

"Thu… niruthu da un pecha…Dairiyam irundha Building1 ground floorla ku nerla vandhu pesi paaru… appo theriyum enna nadakudhu nu … …" ena nakkalai solvadhai pol irundhadhu aval voice…

"Naanum adhey ground floorla dan di irukan… just a minute…" ena 20 degree centralized AC buildingin naduvil 100 degree vetpam thalayil aeri oru kaatu mirandi pol angum ingum thirumbi paarthu avalai theadinaen… Yellow color chudidharil elumichai pazha nirathil mobileil pesi kondirundhal… Enaku irundha kobathirku aval iswarya rayaga irundhalum araindhu vida vendum endra orae ennam dan…

"Hello yellow chudidhara??"

Lesana sirippu sathathudan "Yes yellow chudidhar dan" endral cool aaga…

Neraga sendraen… kangalil kaaka Kaaka Surya Jothikavai izhandha podhu irundha oru veri…

thozhil thattinaen…Aval Thirumbinal…

Neruku ner aval kannai paarthu… "I am ready… How about you" endraen…

2 adi pinnal sendru… "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat…. I cant get u" endral… enna da iva edho north Indian figure maadri la iruka…. Ivala irukadho ena sorry ku badhil excuse me ena solli kondirukayil…

Background il sirippu satham adhigarithu kondae en thozhil yaaro thattinargal… thirumbi paarthal…

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Rajan… This is aaradhana … Cool down yaar… What a way to get introduced with you… ena sirithu konde kaiyai neetinal… "

1000 bulb ondraga en thalai meal erivadhu ariyamal… enna nadakudhu ena satru kolambi poi kenai thanamaga ilithu kondu… Hi this is rajan ena phoneai kaadhil vaithu kondae… kaiyai neetinaen… 100 degree erindhu kondirundha en idhaya furnace il chillena freezeril irundhu eduthu oothiya coke pola avaladhu sirippu en kobathai kaanamal poga cheidhadhu…

"Yow konjam interestinga irukatum nu naan dan avala conferencela potan… Aaaradhana… naan sonnanla… paya pasanga na pirichi menjiruvan… But ponnunga kitta avvalava pesnadhu kedayadhu… Edhachum sonna Tuckunu kovam vandhurum… " endraar Sunil…

"Yaa yaa… Paathaale theriyudhu… unga firend andha hindi kaara ponna paatha paarva iruke… vitta unmayave rape pannirupparu…" endral…

Enna pesuvadhendrae theriyamal verum pallilithu nindru kondirundhen…

"Sari 2 perum meet panniteenga… naan eduku nadula… dey raajan… unna pathi ellam ava kita sollitan da… avala pathi ava kitaye kelu… Inimayavadhu oru ponnu kooda epdi pazhagradhu nu kaetu therinjiko… ok va… and aaradhana take care… vaikran da… Bye"… endrar…

Yow… naan enna ava kooda unmayave kudumbama nadatha poran… Avala pathi therinjika… evan ya keatan ippo oru intro… romba mukkiyam parunga ippo enaku… nerla paathan mavane kandam ya neeru ena kaduppilum veru vazhiyillamal izhithu konde "Ok bye bye… adhellam engaluku theriyum… neenga paathu bathirama irunga… ungala adikka sketchu potutrukaingalam…" endraen…

"Ok Sunil Byeeee… Take Care…" endru styleaga vaithal phone ai…

Podhuvaga pengalidam adigam pesi pazhakkam illadha enaku avaludan ennatha pesuvadhu endrey theriyamal aval nadakum disayil avaludan nadandhu sendraen…But enaku ner maaraga innum sirithu kondu rumba casualaga edho 20 varudam pazhagiya oru friendidam pesuvadhu pola start seidhal…

"Chance a illa po… Sema interesting way to get introduced to you… Adhuvum nee enna paathadhum thiru thirunu muzhicha paaru… still I cant stop laughing ena meendum sirikka thodanginal… "Adhu… en muzhiye apdi thaanga… eppavum thirutu muzhi… ena avalidam kooralama vendama ena theriyamal enaku therindha orae sirippu baashayil he he he ena avaludan sirithu kondae nadandhaen…

"Surely I will go and write about this in my diary Rajan… And unaku diary ezhudra pazhakam iruka" endraal…

Indha murayum sirithe samalaikathal kevalamaga ninappalo ena thayangi kondae…

"Illanga… Diary ezhudra pazhakam ellam namakilla… But padippaen…"

"Ezhuda maata… but padipiya… Adhepadi"

"Adhanga… ungala madri yaarachum ezhudhi vachirundha… eduthu padichiruvan…"

"Crazy yaar… un kita konjam carefula dhan irukanum… thiru thirunu muzhikra… thiruttu thanam pandra… Sunil sonna madri nee sariyna Fraud dhan po…"

Adangoyala… Yow sunil… enna pathi ellam iva kita sollitanu sonneengale… ippudi thaana… Confirma kandam ya neenga…

Adhukum oru asatu thanamana sirippu… Aduthu aval vaayil irundhu vandha vaarthaigal… ivvalavo neram naan vaangiya bulbgaluku ellam aarudhalaga irundhadhu…

"But Rajan… Nee sirikradhu cuteah iruku… Eppavume sirichite irupiya…" endraal…

Adhu sirichale nambala oru ponnum paakadhu… idhula moonja urrunu vachirundha… idha chonomna enna nenaippalo ena avizhthu vittaen en mudhal poi ai avalidam…

"Illanga… adhu enaku smiling face…" endraen...

"Ok Rajan… Keep Smiling… My friend is waiting somewhere near Building 2 I guess… Have to meet her… I ll catch up with you some times later" ena style aaga kai asaithaal…

Aval pesiyadhai pol avvvvvvvvvalavo periya English sentence enaku thodarchiyaga pesa varaadhadhal… "Ok Bye" endraen sirithu kondae...enaku therindha englishil shortaaga…

Vandha… Ava paatuku edho kalaaicha… poitey iruka… oru vela ella ponnungalume ipdi thaan jollya pesuvaingalo… namba daan ivlo naal pesama vittutomo… puriyalaye… enna da adhukulla polamba vittuta ena aval pona disayai thirumbi paarthal… Pudhidhaga irukum buildingsai maleum keelum Style aaga paarthu kondae nadandhu kondirundhaal… Edhukum jaakradhayave irukanum da raja… ena Food court sendru oppiceku vandhu naan paarkum mukkiyamana velayai… adhan saapudradhu… mudithu vitu… Cubicle ku sendru… kaalayil bye solli vittu sendra en computeruku madhiya vanakam solli unlock seidhaen… mailboxai open seidhal... namba paartha saarathi 2 maniku meeting schedule seidhurikirar… already 2.15… ayyayo… ena viraindhaen Building 2 conference room ku…

Mun echarikaiyagave chairai thalli kondey May I come in endraen…

"Rajan right. Actually we have started our meeting. This is a new project for our account ena…

oru vayadu kuzandayidaiku… adu vendam vendam ena kadhara kadhara vasambai araithu vaayil vaippargale… appadi enaku avar explain panni kondirundhar…

Dey nee soldradellam enaku puriyava pogudhu… Sari 75000 sambalam vaangra neenga enna sonnalum 25000 vaangra naanga ketutu mandaya aata vendiyadhu enga kadama dan… ena koil maadu pol avanaye paarthu mandayai aati kondirundean… 60 km vegatghil vandiyil naam poi kondirukum bodhu… sadar ena indicatore podamal autokaaran left thiruppuvane… adhu pol nalla pesitrundha namba paarthaa dhideerena ..

"Rajan you are from mainframes right. How comfortable are you in !@#$@#$ endrar…

Ivlo neram neenga pesitrundeengale… naan edhachum ungala ketana… correcta thanaya mandaya aatunan… nee mattum edhuku yaa enna kelvi kera… On mela satyama nan andha elavu pudicha !@#$@#$ kelvi pattadhillaya… theva illama enna poi solla vaikreengale da ena…

"Oh… Ya… !@#$@#$... Ya ya" endren…

"That's good rajan. Everyone got introduced themselves. So its your turn now… tell us something about you" endraar…

Nalla Saapduvaen… Supera sight adippaen… Semaya kalaaippan… ipdi unna madri yaaravadhu kaena thanama kelvi kaeta kallaala adippan… idhai eppadi englishil kooruvadhu ena theriyadhadaal pazaya resume format ondru nyabagathirku vandhadhu…

"Rajan… B.E Computer Science… GKM College….Mainframes… Bangalore Training… 2006 batch"

ena thadumaatram indri… preparation indri… chumma sema past a solli ennai naane aacharya paduthi kondaen… Aaam… Naan ivalavo baer mathiyil… kaeta adutha vinadi englishil pesiyadhu periya aacharyam dan enaku….

"Ok team… Lets speak about the cluster" ena avanaoda sisterai pathi pesuvadaga ninaithu Great escapeda saami ena peru moochi vittu kondirukayil edho message vandhadhai vibrationil unarndhaen… Edho pudhu airtel number.. Sari edhavadhu caller tune information aga irukum ena open seidhal…

"Angenna namitha va ninnu class edukra… ipdi vacha kannu vaangama paathutruka konjam right corner la thirumbi paakradhu…" ena oru message…

Innaiku kaalailendhu neraya bulb vaangiyachu… Tuckunu thirumbi paarthu asinga pattukadha ena ulmanadu kodutha alert message-al yosikka thodanginan… yaaraga irukum… Oh… oruvela andha Paint Pig-PP namba numbera telephone directoryla eduthu message anuppudho… Illa Sumar figure suguna va irukumo ena dilemma vil manadhai thida paduthi kondu nimirndhal PP edhiril ukkandhirundhadhu… Appada oru ticket out… ok apdiye oru U-Turna potra vendiyadaan ena hair style sari seivadhu pol kaigalal thalayai vaari kondae meduvaga thirumbinal…

"Ullukkul veguvaaaga sirithu kondu… adhai udhattil punnayaga maatri kondu… puruvangalai azhagaga iru murai melae thooki… kannadithaal paarkanume namba Aaradhana…" Enna oru aacharyam… oh ivalukaga dan kaalaila ellarum wait pannoma… ayyo… Idhu enna Chaos theory-a illa Butterply eppect-a ena dasavatharam kamal sir dan explain pannanum… Kaalayilirundhu gud luck varum varum ena adithu kondirundha ul manadhil oru puriyaadha aanadham… Aacharyathudan avalai noakinaen… Bulbugal pala vaanginalum aval punnagayin munne anaithum fuse aagi vidum endral aacharya pada ondrum illai… Appadi oru minsaara punnagai boss avaluku… Enna pandradhu… enna madri pigure illadha pasangaluku sumaarana pigure smile vittale chumma soopera irukunu dan nenaika thonum… Atleast ivalavadhu nambala paathu sirikrale ena perumai pada thonum… Oru ponnu pesunale sariya reply panni pesa theriyadha namaku… adikadi bulb kuduthu ippadi vaseegara punnagayittal vera enna seivadhu…

Subramaniyapuram – kangal irandaal paatil hero, heroine ai paarthadum kaena thanamaga sirippane… appadi oru sirippudan andha paadalai humm panni konde sirithaen… Arai mani neram eppadi ponadhu… Paartha saarathi enna sonnar endrellam theriya villai… idhu varai aval ennai paarthu sirithadhu 6 dadavai endra count mattum dan nyabagathil irundhadhu…

"Ok team lets meet tomorrow" endraar paartha…

Kaalai pesiya bodhu irundha thayakam vilagi irundhalum enna pesuvadendre theriya villai… But She made me comfortable… To be more clear… Her smile made me more comfortable… ennaye Englishla pesa vaikra alavuku avaloda pechum punnagayum irundhadhu…

"Hey rajan… unkita nadakra ella incidentsume sema surprise a iruku da… morning oru sooper intro… and now I never expected you to be in my team… Sari ulla vandhadhum thirumbi paapanu paatha... nee namba PMaye paathutrundha… adhan sunil ku message anuppi un number vaangunan… Message anuppuna… adhukum unnado cute sirippu dana… ennamo po… un kooda pazhagradhu kandippa interestinga irukum nu nenaikran… Sari avar sonnadhellam purinjudha… Namaku naalailendhu KT start aagudaam…2 months irukumaame…"

Ennadhu namaku naalailendhu KT a… KT endraal Knowledge Transfer ngra perla… ellarayum onna ukkara vachi… americalendhu vella kaari pesum… Paartha pesra englishe namaku puriyadhu… idhula vella kaari vera… Purinja maadri daan… but adhulayum advantage ennana… Shift basis… madhiyam 2-ilirundhu iravu 10 varai… Pickup and drop Cab vandhudum… Adha vida periya advantage… 2 maasathuku Aaradhana daily oru 8 mani neram kandippa en kodave iruppa... irundhaganum… Goodluckil aarambithu naalai mudhal KT endru soopera aaga poi kondirukum indraya naal indha naal avaladhu diaryilum enadhu memoryilum kandippaga oru marakka mudiyadha naal dan…

Next Part - "Merke Udhithadhu Sooriyan Indru…" il sandhippom…

Andha kavidhai ennavaga irukum… yaen podavillai endrellam ninaippargaluku – Adhu sariyana situation il pinbu payan padutha padum…

Keep Guessing…

5 comments:

Anand N said...

vera enna solradhuku iruku...ippave oru vidhama na punnagai oda dhan i am typin dis comment...edho pakkathula irundhu paatha madhiri oru feel rendu parts la yum irundadhu..so waitin fr d 3rd part and hope it wil b out soon...
HATS OFF....

Unknown said...

My fave part..!!Loved readin it.!
Gr8 style..!absolutely funny n lively.!Ws lik watchin a movie.!Ellam writer oda sondha experience pola.!Gud work.!

Anonymous said...

My fave part..!!Loved readin it.!
Gr8 style..!absolutely funny n lively.!Ws lik watchin a movie.!Ellam writer oda sondha experience pola.!Gud work.!

Unknown said...

Nandri...

Simply Subbu...

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