Subbu's story --> Part 1

Tis is a jolly, easy going story written by a friend Subbu. This is his first attempt. He wanted me to post it here in ma blog and so here is the 1st part of his story. Read it. Enjoy it. Do let us know your comments... And later the 2nd part will follow...:)

Hi Friends…

Yaar yaaro peana pudichi kadhai ezhudhum bodhellam… idha konjam innum better a panirukalamnu yoschirukrom… Sari namable try panni dan paapome nu chumma karpanai siragellam paraka vidama… namba daily paathutruka… namba lifela nadakra, nadandha vishayangala konjam jollya sonna epdi irukum nu, timepasskaga ezhuda pattadhu dan indha story. Indha kaalathula love story dan ellarukum pudikudunu pasanga sonnainga… so adukaga engaluku sambandhame illadha andha loveum indha storyla kandippa varum… orae stretchla fulla storya sollama, 4 parta solli ovvaru part kum, one week gap vittu makkala guess panna vaikalame nu oru different muyarchiya indha storya 4 part a anuppurom… Innum konjam bettera irundhurukalame nu nenachinga na sorry boss… appo neengale try pannikonga… Ivan ivlo ezhudunadhe periya vishayam dan nu nenachinga na Thanks boss… I love you…

Note: Kadhayil varum nigalvagulum, kalayaalgalum yaarayum kaaya paduthum noakathil ezhuda padavillai… adhayum meeri ungal manadhai kaaya paduthinalo, ungaluku kobam undanalo…. Kovchiko kovchiko… Naanga onnum panna mudiyadhu…

Ivan… Subbu

(Naai sekar, Snake babu, Bottle mani madri naangalum neraya punai pear try pannom… but edhuvum suit aagadhadala simply Subbu… )

Part – 1 Good Luck:

Aval:

Rambai Oorvasi menagai... Ivargalai naam kandadillai... Perazhagu ena ketirukirom... Avargalin kalavayil oru pen undendral kandippaga aval ivalga than iruka vendum. Koondhalil thaazhamboo vaasam... Nadayil naatiya nalinam... katti izhukum karu vizhigal... mul neekiya rojakalin menmayana degam... Pengal kooda ivalai maru murai thirumbi Paarka aasaipadum vaseegara thotram...

Ippadi mel kurippita edhuvume illatiyum... Puccavana figure nu solla mudiyatiyum paakra madri oru figure daanga namba kadhaiyoda heroine.

Peyar: Aaradhana

Vayasu: Ella ponnungala pola ivalum sweet 16 nu dan solluva... but adhu poi... out of college... Fresher...

Unavu: Very good cook... ella different varieties um try panni nalla saapduva...

Religion: Converted Christian

Velai: Ctrl C Ctrl V.... Ada Adhanga... Software engineer... Periya company...

Avalukuriya Avan???:

4 ponnungala atleast oru ponnavadhu thirumbi paakra madri sumarana oru azhagu.

Ajithkumar colorla illatiyum, andha colorku varadhuku fair n lovely, Garnier lite (daily 2 vaati) ellam confidenta podra oru thudippu. Saturday sunday na ivan companyku mattum leave illanga... ivanoda toothbrush,Paste,Soap ellathukume leave dan...

Dhora kaalaila oppice pogum bodhu nalla decenta tuckin ellam panni style a povar... But anga poi apdi endha bencha theaipparunu therila return varum bodhu kaadhal barath rangeku azhuka varuvaru...

Maele kurippita anaithilum oru sadhavidha poiyum illai... Ellam kadaindhedutha unmai... Oho nu illatiyum oralavuku irukura ivarudanga namba hero...

Peyar: Dwaragai rajan.

Vayasu: 4 kazhudha vayasachunu appa eppovum thittuvar

Unavu: Edu kidaithalum, yaar vaangi koduthalum...

Religion: Diwaliku hindu, Ramzanku muslim, Christmas ku christian...

Because annaiku dana briyani poduvanga...

Velai: Ammani velai paakra adhe Software companyil Prestigious bench Professional.

Idho ippadi than aarambikiradhu ivargaludhu kaadhal kaaviyam…

Thingatkizhamaigal yaaruku than pidikum???... Palli sellum vayadilirundhe naam verutha appadi oru thingat kizhamayil...

"vaaram muzhuvadum velli kizhamai varaadha" ena ella software engineer pola naanum kanavu kandu konde office bus ilirundhu iranginaen. Swipe in seidhu vitu... velai seivadai pola nadithu kondirundha silaruku Goodmorning solli vitu… en benchil sorry en seat il vandhu amarndhaen...

Vazakamana forward mailgalai padithu, forward seidhu kondirukayil… dideerena edho saami padam poatu... indha mailai udane fwd seidhal 1 hour il ungaluku gudluck varum endroru mail en inboxai reach aanadhu... Eppozhudhum shift deleteku mattume sondhamana andha mail, andru mattum en paarvayai vittu vilaga maruthadhu. Satrum yosikamal udane 15 beruku fwd seidhu vitu

"vaada maapla dum adika povom" ena Mathiku ping pannivitu smoking zoneai noaki nadandhaen...

Sofa aruge irundha Hindu, TOI, DC, IE ena anaithayum padithu vittu, chi padam paarthu vittu, Cigerattin cousin sister coffe ai eduthu kondu… appadiye edhiril varum chudidhar,Short tops, saree ena paara patcham indri paarvayai meya vitu vandhukondirukayil

"Paara maapla andha sottayana, indha vayasula papera padichi andha monna naai enna collector aagava pogudhu" endran prakash.

Vidra mapla avar paiyan yaarachum inga vela paapaana irukum endraen.

"Dey namba office taga maatirukuda naai" endran

Appo naan vena poi koundamani stylea… unaku ingayachum ingayachum moola iruka nu sotta mandaila thattitu varava ena sirithu konde cigeratai patha vaithom...

Kaigal pala maarinalum dum kick kurayamal sharingil poi kondirukayil...” Adradra naaku mooka naaku mooka naaku mooka” ena en mobile alari anaivarukum erichalai koduthadu..

"Rajan"

"Yes speaking"

"Partha here"

Soldra maapla... Epdi iruka... dey namba paartha da ena mathiyidam solli mudikum mun...

"Hello you are speaking with a Project manager regarding your next project assignment" ena edhirmunayil avaradu kural konjam ganam aanadhu...

"adhu sonna dana theriyum... munnuke solla vendiya dana" ena prakash madurai slang il vazhakam pol kalaaika...

Plz plz plz da… ena muga paavanayaleye sivaji ganesan alavuku avanuku nadithu kaati puriya vaithu vittu

"Sorry i mistook as my friend" ena naan solla

Kaanda mirugam pesi andru dan kaeten…

"Stop playing and come to B2 3rd floor Right wing conference room in 10 mts" ena padaar ena cut seiya pattadhu…

Oh idhu dana andha 1 hr la gud luck… ena andha mailai anuppiya sangeetha saniyanai thitti konde nadakayil... en ul manadhu mattum solli kondadhu… wait pannu innum 30 mts iruku kandippa gud luck varum endru…

Ippadi veyil adithal andha aravindsaami kuda karuthu viduvan, ena sooriyanai vaindhu vitu viraindhaen B2 virku... Namba nerathuku dan lift 3rd flooril irundhu Padi padiyaga irangi ground floor vandhadaindhadhu... Lift Ulle nulaindhu… 3 press seidhu.. oaramai nindru kondu ennai naane kaetu kondaen...

“Enna projecta irukum... Oru vela neathu sun newsla kalaingar sonnare… koodalurla edho analmin nilayam project nu adhuva irukumo... cha cha adhu irukadhu… adhu electrical project... Oh appo mainframes projecta... JCL abbreviation ellam keppaingalo... ayyayo marandhu pochae... JCL na... Jcl na Jayalalitha congress Leadera... satyama maatnada nee ena thiru thirunu mulikayil…

ton ton 3rd floor ena door open aaga sema sema sema figure ondru entry koduthadhu... Bye darling ena ullukul avaluku tata solli kondu exit koduthaen… veliye vandhadhum edho moolayil strike aagi JCL na Job control language ena enakul kathi kondaen... got it man.. got it...

Rajesh bushan ellam training il maanji maanji sonna podhum compre fail aagi recompreku vizhundhu vizhundhu paditha podhum marandha JCL in full form oru kerala figureai paarthadhum arai nodiyil vandhuvitadhe... Omana kutti chellam vaazhga nee... sureshot pass da machan ena thirandhaen kadavai...

Tensionai kuraika thirandhaen restroomin kadavai... Relax seidhu kondirukayil "Looking at beautiful gals really relieves tension" ena enakul naane oru onliner ai create seidhu vitu… kannadiyil mugathai paarthal… kaalayil poata fair n lovely black n ugly aaga maari irundhadhu... Thoongi ezhundhu ennai vadindha mugam... Kai kazhuva vaithirundha soap solutionai, instant fair n lovely ai ninaithu mugathai kazhuvi... tissue paper kizhiyum alavuku thudaithu vitu… maniyai paarthal innum 20 mts iruku gudluk mudiya ena manam meendum rerecording seidhadhu...

Angala parameswari thaaye ena ulle uraka kathi kondu "Excuse me" endraen conference room kadhavai thirandhu kondu...

Paartha.... Paarth saarthi... Engeyo paartha madri iruke ena ninaikayil… avanadhu sottai mandayil 1000 watts bulb ondru flash aanadhu... Aaha indha monna naai dan collector aagradhuku paaper padichitrundhuda... namba kalaichadhu ivanuku ketrukomo ena oru doubtoda

"Rajan... Dwaragain rajan "endraen...

“Oh... Come in... pull out a chair man” endrar...

Pakkathil irundha gaali cubicle il irundhu… vasool raaja mbbs-il kamal, anand sir ai thalluvadai pol oru chair-ai thallikonde "Dont worry sir ungaluku periya aapu ulla iruku" ena chairidam sollikonde… iru pengaluku mathiyil irundha gaaliyana idathil poatu amarndhaen... Iru pakkamum thirumbi asattu sirippudan hi endraen...

Ponnu na veliya paatha kerala figure madri irukanum... idungalum irukudhe... Onnu panniku paint adicha madri... Innonnu iruka illaya nu light adichi dan paakanum... Yeanda aandava en teamla mattum ipdi sotha pigurungala podra ena… amarndhirundha 12 berayum oru noatam vitaen... 8 gals 4 boys... calculation ellam correcta dan iruku... but selection dan poor Mr.god... onnu peravala... unna naan mindla vachikran, ena avalai mattum oru 2nd look vitu vitu nere nimirndhal, engal team ai katti meikum thalaivanin andha kaanda miruga kural meendum arangai adhira cheidhadhu...

"Well we have another one to join... Lets wait for another 10 mts. In the mean time prepare urself 4 a brief intro about you" endrar...

Oh idhula paatulam vera paada solluvangalo ena enakul sirithu kondu… “Hi friends.this is raajan... Hi friends.this is raajan... Hi friends.this is raajan...” Ayyayo idhuku mela oru mannum vara maatikudhe... neathe sollirndhalachum pasangalta keatutu vandhurukalam... ipdi dideernu koathu vitutiye da gunda... Sari vidra maapla… ellarum solluvaingala, adha apdiye inga onnu, anga onna seathu sollikalam… ena manadhai theathi kondu… sumar figureai meendum oru look vitaen... Sincereai sms adithu kondirundhal.. indha kaalathla skoolaye pickup paniraingapa, vidu andha figure namakilla, ena sogamai left side thirumbinal… paint adicha panniyum msg type panni kondirundhal... Enna karumam pudicha taste da indha kaalathu pasangaluku, ivala kooda vitu vaikalaya ena nere paarthal meendum kaanda mirugam...

Dey zoo kulla iruka madriye irukuda... vittura naaye… naan ipdiye oadi poidran ena maniyai paarthal innum 10 mts iruku... gudluck aavadhu mannavadhu... naan paatuku sivane nu ukkandhutrundhan... enna kootiyandhu ipdi maati vitutengale… idhuku per dan unga oorla gudluck a da, ena kannai iruka moodi kondalum… edho ondru mattum innum solli konde irundhadhu 10 mts iruku kandippa gudluck adikum da machan nu...

"Excuse me" ena ninaithu ninaithu paarthaen shreya gosal Pondra melliyadoru kural...

Kangalai thirandhu paarpadarkul

Paari nisa sa… paari nisa sa… paari nisa sa paari gamapa… ena kalyan-in contact tone en mobileil adika adhai cut seiyum muyarchiyil avalai paarka marandhu vitaen...

Gudluck???

Part2 - Naalaimudhal KT- il thodarum...

Abhinav Bindra…The man who has made billions of Indians proud and happy!!

While the nation was speculating whether India would at least make a bronze at the Beijing Olympics, he was the one who with his astounding performance has made a dream come true by clinching Gold in 10m Air rifle event. Now the scenario has left Abinav so shy with all the prize amounts and appreciation hailed towards him. It’s all so natural coz he has helped the country gain its first individual gold medal. So is the reason for this bachelor being hailed and acclaimed for he has realized India’s golden dream hasn’t he?

But do u know he is the son of a millionaire industrialist and his family had spent a fortune on his training with even an indoor shooting range in his backyard at their Chandigarh farm-house that is fully air-conditioned and also he’s been provided with special training. He has been practicing for about 12-14 hours everyday there. He wasn’t dependent on sponsors or govt-aid and that’s the main reason for his success story. He isn’t and wasn’t dependent! He did his schooling at the St. Stephens School in chandigarh where he also gained training for shooting also. He was the youngest Indian sportsperson at the Olympics in 2000. But he gained only the 11^th position then with 590 points. In the 2002 Common Wealth Games he gained silver. In the 2004 Olympics he gained 97.6 points at the final round and just got the 7^th position. He was the only person to obtain less than 100 points at the final round. At 2006 Common Wealth Games he had gained bronze.

With a tally of 104.5 points at the final Abhinav has bagged gold this time at Beijing.

His final shot was brilliant and gained him the gold. It was from that moment all the greetings and celebration started in their farm-house in Chandigarh. Greetings from friends, family, sportspersons, known and unknown made his parents over-whelm with joy. Within an hour his father, A.S. Bindra had 600 SMS greetings it seems. From then lot of prize amount announcements from his state and many other organizations started pouring in. No harm in crediting Abhinav’s victory this way but then finance is no problem for him. Abhinav is the CEO of Abhinav Futuristics. He s millionaire already! And that’s the reason he could gain training from some international trainer. At this moment when the whole country is celebrating Abhinav’s success story, we get to know a news that Khashaba Jadav, ( Wrestling, Men's Freestyle Bantamweight!) the Maharashtrian who gained the first Olympic medal for India in 1952 had died in poverty without any recognition.

Obviously Abhinav who has got the Arjuna award and the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna award has awarded this country with his ‘Olympic gold’ and has to be given all this accolade, respect and prize amounts. But celebrating and wallowing when somebody gains victory and then just not even recognizing them later has become and has been our fashion always. It is fine to celebrate but it is just as important to keep up all the backing even when they are not on top of the game. There are a lot of Abhinavs hidden in many rural areas of India. If we just find them out and help them we’d gain even more Olympic golds. And even our very own Abhinav desires the same!

Abhinav is here blogging...jus chk out !:)

http://abhinavbindra.blogspot.com/

Signing off,

Krithi

Weird people....

I am this kind of a person who hates people who keeps staring at her for no reason.

There’s this lady in my neighborhood who has this habit of staring at me every time am going out. I don’t know what’s wrong with her….or ME!!!!

I really get irritated because be it whichever part of the day that I am leaving my house somehow she is there to give me that weird look as always.

What’s so wrong? I don’t even go out at weird, unusual hours. I keep thinking about it every time. I have no answer yet. But am still trying to figure it out. I haven’t done anything to her, haven’t harmed any of her family members also. I don’t know them only.

Or is it the way I am dressed coz every time she has this habit of gazing at me from top to bottom and then that staring straight into my eyes. Every soul that knows me will obviously know I don’t dress up provocatively for somebody to give me that weird look. No exposing or skin-revealing or whatever you call it.Or is it my make up I sometimes think. Well I don’t paint myself like any of those pretty actresses out there. No qualms about it. Is wearing a lip gloss and eyeliner still considered a sin in this country? I hope we are in the 21^st century. I really don’t know what bothers her so much. But this really disturbs me so much. I hate it I hate it to the core when a female gives me that staring look. That’s so threatening even sometimes. I could even forgive if that was a male coz they have this excuse of being attracted to the opposite sex. But what’s with this lady yaar!!!!!!

Godd…damn irritating!!!

Signing off,

Me

This Boredom…

People feel bored when their life becomes monotonous or if the work they do makes them dull or if they have nothing to do. My case is the latter part!

I really have nothing to do these days. I tried to write something to post in this blog. I faithfully opened Ms Word but I have the least idea about what to write. And soooooo I end up with some unorganized crap like this!! ;) What should I write about???? My mind is absolutely blank as of now (now means couple of days or should I say weeks!!) What would you call a life that is not peppered by anything interesting? There is no job to be done. I am no student anymore. I don’t meet any friends or classmates on a daily basis as I used to. I haven’t seen the sunrise for a couple of months. I have become nocturnal. My MP3 player accompanies me throughout the night! My mom is worried that I’d become deaf someday in near future! I sleep almost till noon. Eat almost every hour (but I dint gain a Kg!! That’s d best part!). I read the newspaper faithfully for hours together. That’s the only thing I do other than eating sleeping and browsing online. And what do I surf the net for? Anything useful? Not at all……I check mails, send forwards and ORKUT!! :)

Ma profile is almost 2 and a half years old and thanks to orkut for some of the wonderful friends this social network has given me- Vivek, Nandini, Ranjeeth and Naser and many others. Orkut even helped staying in touch with a number of school friends and I even got back in touch with some dear ones like Divya, Manju, Thaslim, Ram and Naren through orkut. And will hopefully help me stay in touch with my college mates in future as well. Thanx to orkut! :)

My day begins at 11 or 12 in the morning. Eat, read newspaper, watch TV, browse the net, sleep is all I have to do the whole day. If that’s for a day or two it’s kind of ok but what if you got to do this throughout a month or for months as in my case! I am becoming lazier day by day. I’ve even skipped going to temple a couple of weeks. My dad gave me some simple work to be done that I postponed a week! That’s unusual! I usually comply with whatever help he asks me to do. Don’t know where this is going to end! I’ve lost interest in almost everything. It’s been weeks since I read a book. I hadn’t even polished my nails for longtime. That’s unusual too! I was learning to cook and helping mom with some house hold work for sometime. At least my mom was happy about that. Now that I’ve even lost interest in that don’t know what I should be doing next until I get a job!

Actually I have a job in hand offered by this MNC called TCS!

I have the offer letter without mentioning a date of joining and am waiting for that to happen! Am not even sure if that would ever happen!

This is the plight of many of my friends too!

We were recruited a year before and had completed our degree months back yet we aren’t into the job!

The most frustrating thing is to answer the hell a lot of questions asked by the most dearly concerned relatives and neighbors u know!

Hmmmmmmm…….enough of this boring crap! But you are still reading this is it! U must be more vetti than me!! Ha ha…:P

Signing off,

The most lazy, irritated and frustrated,

ME :(